- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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