- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

A train poops its pants.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

It says so on your cap.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

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Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

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