What do you call your mom? Mom

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Robin get in the batmobile!

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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