- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

That is so fetch

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Bark I'm a tree

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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