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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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