- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

whats brown and sticky a stick

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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