- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

thomas!!!!

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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