Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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women's rights

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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You suck big fat slobber

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance cocvered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being deined coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be covered." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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