What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

What do you call your mom? Mom

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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