- Anti Joke

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

The Earth is a nice place to live.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

HOLY SHIT!!!!

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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