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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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