I beheld M.Bison/Raul Julia, as I fell down from the sky LIKE LIGHTNING! Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: You don`t like me? MAAN That gets me on... As for Horny, I was born with two of them... The third is a burning stake. ...So you like me... Meh! No fun when they don`t struggle nor squeal, even if they do scream in pain...

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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