- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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