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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you spell eight? 8

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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