- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

no pun intended

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

wanna here a joke? you.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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