Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

dick dick dick... frogs

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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