- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

politically correct!

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

President Donald Trump

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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