- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

Dig Bick Your dislexic

An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

knock knock whos their a person

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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