Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

You just read this ..

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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