DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Gay republicans

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Jewwy Jewstein

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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