- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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