Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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Who is John Galt?

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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You just read this ..

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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