- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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