Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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