what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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