- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

a. why? b. because

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Dusters blow stuff.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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