- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That is so fetch

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

roses are red violets should be purple

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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