What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What is both bold and brash? Fox

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

the game

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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