a. why? b. because

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Obama walks into a hospital....

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

A woman wears a dress.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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