- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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