How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

Knock knock

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

im @ work, LOL.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

my mind's eye?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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