- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

White men's rights

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

U mad?

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

what do you call a black chef glendon

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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