Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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Women

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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