jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

I am very humble.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

A baby seal walks into a club.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

No soap radio

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

The Big Band Theory

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

a black guy hates chicken.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Carrot fingers

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Anti Joke

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