How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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I am very humble.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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