- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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