What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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Who is John Galt?

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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