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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

This is a joke.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

HOLY SHIT!!!!

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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