- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

wanna here a joke? you.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Once upon a time, The end.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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