Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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politically correct!

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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President Donald Trump

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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9/11

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Anti Joke

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