- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

You were born.

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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