- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

You have friends

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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