- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Error 37.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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