- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

JUST KIDDING^

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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