- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

Moooo

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??