- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

Knock, Knock ...

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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