- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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