Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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