How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Q: Who followed E.T.A Hoffman? A: ASAP Rocky. (ETA and ASAP are both time-based abbreviations, ETA meaning 'estimated time of arrival' and ASAP meaning 'as soon as possible'. Thus, ASAP can form a response to a requested ETA. Additional humour comes from the dissonant occupations of the two individuals: E.T.A Hoffman being a nineteenth century gothic author, and ASAP Rocky being a modern rapper.)

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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