Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

What's 9 + 10 19

A woman wears a dress.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Morning wood.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

i read the terms of service when i posted this

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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