- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

. . I am a whale

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

black people

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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