Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Hello

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Buzi vagy!

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Davey Peterson.

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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No soup for you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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