Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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Arrow in the Knee!

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snooki

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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