How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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Sex

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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