A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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