- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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