- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Small Penis.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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