Who invented apple? God

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

This is funny.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

YOLO You only like Oreos

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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