- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Women's Rights.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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