A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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Im gay What about you

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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