what is brown and sticky? a stick.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

thumb_up thumb_down -18

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

thumb_up thumb_down -18

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

thumb_up thumb_down -18

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

thumb_up thumb_down -20

knock knock come in!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

thumb_up thumb_down -20

2 Penises

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

I <3 Hitler

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

thumb_up thumb_down -20

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

thumb_up thumb_down -20

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

thumb_up thumb_down -20

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

thumb_up thumb_down -20

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops