- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Rebecca Black

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Thats what she said

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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