Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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wael.. nuff said

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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