- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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