How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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OOOOPPS /

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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