- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Adam Chebali has no life

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

think twice or at least think

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Nuneaton..

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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