- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

FUCK THE JEWS

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

smell the vitamin C

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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