Invisible Children Foundation.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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wael.. nuff said

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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