- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

Koalas mum is a slut

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

Im batman...suck it losers

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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