Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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wael.. nuff said

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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Im gay What about you

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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