why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

whats white and looks like paper paper

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Your mother is average.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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