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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

So FDR walks into a bar.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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