- Anti Joke

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.