Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

How did the black person die? Of old age

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

Anti Joke

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