- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

- Helen Keller

What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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