- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Barack Obama.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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