Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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Anti Joke

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