Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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what's white and sticky semen

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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