What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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School

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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