- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

What do you call a black man? Black

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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