- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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