Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

A blonde girl walks into a car.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

Anti-jokes are funny.

A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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