- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

Were can you find a bag of meth?

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

What's red, blue & green all over?

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

Happy Monday!

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

why did the man die? he had cancer

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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