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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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