Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

religion

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

speak now or forever hold your pee

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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