- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

France had one revolution

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Knock Knock. Come in.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Women's rights

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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