- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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