- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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