- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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