- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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