What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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