what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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YOU

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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Everyone is different, but there are two of me, therefore I am unique. I have 72 different personalities, which all think, act and behave the same, all have my same name, but its still different to have such a thing eh? No I am not asking, I just added that weird little lightbulb symbol after "eh". People buy my book, its full of this nonsense... Its named "Are you left winged, or wrong winged" The book that has nothing to do with politics, and everything to do with politicians non existent sexlife! (seriously I had a book signing today... It was weird, people like stood in line twenty Signatures... AND PEOPLE ARE ALL GOING "HEY ARE YOU THAT GUY FROM HORSEHEAD?" Nero -WHO THE FUCK! IS THAT GUY ON HORSEHEAD?

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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