Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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Halt! Who goes there?! It is I, Prince Ali Ba Ba of Yo mamas house. To what do I owe this pleasure of your kindness? I come to you with gifts, relics, and spices. All these can be yours if the price is right. Surely there must be a mistake here. How do you go about by and by without a horse? Are you who you say you are? English mothafucka do you speak it?!!! What is this mothafucka do you speak of? Say what again, I dare you! I double dare you mothafucka say what one more goddddam time. Oh wait stop, hammer time...

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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The EPA.

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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