Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Justin Bieber

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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