Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

I am a women

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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