- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

Who wants $300? Me too.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

A man... walks.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

why do mexicans get made fun of

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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