- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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