what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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