Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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