-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Velcro. What a rip off.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

V I T A M I N C !

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...