- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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