- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Woman rights.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Neither did she.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Dusters blow stuff.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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