How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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