- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

copy me and i will kill you

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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