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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

whats dumb and small? dandruff

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Woman rights.