What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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women's rights

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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wael.. nuff said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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