- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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