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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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