Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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