- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

to get to the other side.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

there was once a jew

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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