- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

your life

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Knock Knock Who's There 42

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Roses are flowers.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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