Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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