Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

A Pakistani news reader.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

womans rights...

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

your face is kinda funny

A russian gives away vodka.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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