What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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