How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

A boy with red hair is happy.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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