- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Your face

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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