why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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