"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

What happen? Idk...

What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

andrew wagner

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

I like poop in my butt

There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

whats the capital of congo famine

Who's on first? Garvey.

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