- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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