- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Sex vagina. lol.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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