- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

copy me and i will kill you

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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