- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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