Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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