- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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