WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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