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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

copy me and i will kill you

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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