Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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Are you going to just stand there and watch me burn for i am on fire? Well that is fine because the sensation feels so fantastic. You are going to just stand there and listen to me whine the night away. It is quite okie-dokie for I really love your art of lying! To be certain, I love it very much! I can not find myself telling you what really occurred, I can only explain to you the sensation i felt from this moment. For I have a dagger in my trachea. For the number of days where the do not's fell like the actually do's. I will be very happy :). But where are you trying to walk away from. Than she told me she was leaving. I said no you very certainly are not! Megan Lady-who-sleeps-with-many-men (aka Whore) Fox. We find ourselves back on the day we met...... etc etc, lot's of pissed off Rapper vs. the English language. Than more words fly out of the mouth of the woman that said she "just wanted a hit" than got slapped around the ear by her ex. It is a pointless song. Today's youth is hopeless. (just kidding i love Eminem stay infinite for life)

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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