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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

to get to the other side.

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

copy me and i will kill you

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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