The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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poop

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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