- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

How many fingers do most people have? 10

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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