Gretta has five legs? -no

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Reverse psychology never fails.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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