- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

osama bin laden is dead

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

roses are red violets are indigo

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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