- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Male leadership.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

N-E Pats never cheated

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

What's 9+10? 19.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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