What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

What did the president do for the people? ...

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

So a baby seal walks into a club

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

squash squash who squash my ass

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Jayden Eccles

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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