Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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Women's Rights

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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