- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??