what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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So a guy is on his way to work and he nearly gets hit by a bus. He sticks his middle finger up at the bus driver but a couple seconds later he realized that it was the same bus he was supposed to get on so he apologized to the bus driver and got on the bus. He was 15 minutes late for the 420th time this week so he was fired from his job and went back home. On his way home he was not allowed on the bus because he left his oyster card somewhere so he had to walk home. 69 minutes later he arrives home to his wife and kids. What did the man say to his wife when he got back home? "Hi."

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Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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Your social life.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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uas;ugbasrG "khVESGF;OQWAEFH;OASEHFO;SAEFUASUusa;uefSOEHFSOEHDF;oasehf;oasehf;uoashvo;uasfo'H EF;owefhoaw;sefoasjefpiwaejf MINTY FRESGH

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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