Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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What would Muhammed do?

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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