Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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roses are red violets are indigo

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