A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

noah is a scrub jungle

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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