why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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