How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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