Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

Cliterus

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

my gramma died

A dog was barking at a tree

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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