What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Black people are the scum of the earth

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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