- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

Justin's life

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Oh my God! A talking dog!

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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