- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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