What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Knock knock *open*

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What do I hate? people

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

Black people stink of shite!

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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