A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

were at work systems r down

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

who is not good looking? mon morello

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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