- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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