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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

A dog was barking at a tree

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

White men's rights

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

A woman comes at the doctor.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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